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If that's you, don't worry. More like this. Of course, it helps if you've had a drink or threebut still.

It's scary out there, y'all — I get it. The point is, most people will probably appreciate the effort that comes with a clever and not creepy! It's cute, it's funny, and it will catch them off guard.

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Different strokes for different folks! But try your very best to just be yourself! But playing this fun game together is seriously flirty, and could end up making you laugh, turning you on, or both.

No one can resist a good, "How you doin'? You could include anyone, really, so that part is up to you.

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Now, this isn't for everyone, obviously. Mention a cute diner down the block from your apartment that has great waffles, or let them know Amateur girls Collingwood you make a mean omelet. When you meet someone who likes the same shows as you, it makes dating them that much easier.

It's a win-win, and could very well end in you getting their cheesyy. But if you want to make the first move and put yourself out there, then these clever pickup lines that aren't cheesy might be just what you need.

Of course, you could find out that they don't watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians, in which case, cut your losses Disclaimer: There's no guarantee that these will land you the great love of your life. They'll catch your references, and probably enjoy at-home uos on the couch just as much as you do. Every day.

And when in doubt, have a few of these pick-up lines handy. Make it specific, if you like. You should never shut them, not even at night.

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It's also what I dislike about you. I'm just saying, they could help break the ice.

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This will keep them on their toes, and it'll let you talk about your awkward moments and favorite reality television shows. Or hey, maybe it is.

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I just hate to see a beautiful woman going all to waste. I've had nothing but good luck with this line, and I've used it both on dating apps, and in person. It can be tricky to walk the line between being tactful and being obvious.

Nothing wrong with both, folks. Sure, it's not exactly original, but sometimes it's nice to keep things lowkey. However you do it, they'll definitely admire your confidence.

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See below for a few subtle or not so subtle lines to try! If they're a Friends fan, then asking them the quintessential Joey question could make them laugh, and get the sparks flying.

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Cha if you think they'd appreciate it, then shooting them this line over text or asking them over drinks with a wink and a nod could result in some serious LOLs. Trying to flirt with someone and get their can be intimidating for some.

So, open with this, and then you can talk about each cehesy your favorite shows — the foundation for any healthy relationship, obviously. You never know when you're going to need a good pick-up line!

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