Leni: Hey Linky, why the long face? This is just too funny! Get ready evil, Justice has many brand new faces. Lincoln says that he fears of stepping out due to Lucy's prediction. The episode begins with the Loud Family on a road trip in Vanzilla Lana: Dad, are we there yet? Leni: nervously Uhh, maybe we should head back. Luna: annoyed But do you have to make fun of him for this!? When I move to Michigan and Meet the Loud Kids, The Entirety of the Universe will change forever. Lucy: Well, the cards don't lie.
Lola: The worst thing that'll happen to him is that he'll miss out on everything just because of Lucy's fortune card. The sisters all laugh, except for Luna, Leni, and Lana, who all look worried. The siblings leave the Gas. Luna, you will forget to use commas where it's needed. Luna: glares I'm going with her just in case. Lincoln gets out and hears Luan giggling Luan: Let me know if you get tired, Dad. Luna: annoyed You dudes should feel bad for how you acted, Lincoln was paranoid over today and all you did was laugh at his misery! So Lucy's prediction for you wasn't true! Lana: comes out of restroom Ha! Leni: annoyed Come on guys, cut it out! Lori accidentally steps on an oil slick, slips out of control while screaming and crashes into the trash Lori: ow my ass.
It's so cute seeing you so happy again! Luan: annoyed Yeah will you hurry up, turtles walk faster than you do, laughs Get it? Lincoln tries to tell his sisters about his amazing discovery, but they're all too tired to listen. When the family takes a break at a gas station, all except Lincoln exit the van. Luna walks off-screen, leaving Lucy to continue to stare through the window. Lola: Now let's hurry inside, I need to use the Little Girls room! He's trying to be careful so his day won't end in tragedy! Luna: Yeah Lucy, real low. However, he does get the chance to see the long-inactive geyser finally erupt before he leaves. Lincoln throws a trash bin at Ian. Luna: angry Well thanks to you he's run out to a field and he might get lost! Thank you so much for saving my life.
Universe, part of her left arm disappears when Lisa walks behind her. Lincoln: That wasn't my fault! Lincoln tries to hurry his sisters into going into the park so Lisa doesn't make a scientific discovery. The siblings walk away Lincoln: nervously I sure hope there's no bears up here, or bats, or snakes! I'm trying to protect myself! Lincoln scoots over next to Luna Luna: smiles I hope this made your day better. Lincoln: to the viewer Well, yesterday turned out to be a complete disaster for me. Lisa: Well, I knew about everything. These events only lead Lincoln to become more scared, but Lisa tells him that all these events are just pure coincidence. I found a dollar in the toilet! Lucy: Lincoln, all I did was tell you your fortune that your day would 'end in disaster'.
Lincoln: sighs Okay, I'll do it. Lori and Leni then exchanged frowns to each other, as it cuts back to Lucy in her room reading her book. Luna: Then it's simple, throw away the cards. Lincoln: How could I not?! And because of that, I spent the whole day trying to avoid my future for nothing, when instead I could've just had fun like everyone else did! The ranger does a spit take Ranger: Excuse me. Lincoln goes to hug Lucy, but all she does is pat him on the shoulder Lincoln: Say, why don't we do something fun tomorrow? She told me that stupid fortune, and it didn't even come true! Lynn: Lola's at a pageant, and Lily's out with Mom. Lola: smirks Maybe he'll actually get eaten by a bear! As the family is about leave, Lincoln, saddened that he didn't have any fun during the visit, tells the viewers that the lesson he learned was that you should never live your life in fear, or else you'll miss out on all of it, and that would be a tragedy. Leni: angry Shut up dickheads.
To pass the time on the drive, suggests that they play with her fortune-telling cards. The Loud House is a show on Nickelodeon about an eleven year old boy named Lincoln Loud who lives in a house with ten sisters and how he survives living with them. Is that specific enough for you? He does it again at the end when he realizes that he accidentally scored the game winning safety for the opposing team. Just throw those stupid cards away! Lynn: Look, there's a longer path over there, let's take that way. Your dad's just an air-head, but not as big as Leni. Lisa: livid You think science is some sort of a joke? You wanna cause an avalanche? Lincoln: rubs his arm Well.
Leni points to Lincoln hiding behind several garbage bins Lincoln: shaking I should be safe here. Lincoln walks outside to the backyard in sorrow. Leni: Hey Linky, why the long face? It's so cute seeing you so happy again! If they keep on telling bad futures, then it'll only cause more paranoia to everyone else! Lincoln is looking at a guidebook of the place the family's visiting Lincoln: to the viewers Today, we're going to Grand Venture State Park, and it's gonna be awesome! Lincoln: amazed I can't believe it! When Lincoln heads inside, he notices Lucy sitting on the couch Lincoln: Lucy? Loud was once a breakdancer. Luna and Lucy almost make it over to Lincoln Lincoln: scared Hurry! Inside the store, Lynn struggles to hold her pee in, Luna gets two bags from a vending machine, Leni falls in love with a pair of hiking boots, and Lana finds a dollar in the toilet. And attract bears with the smell of the burgers? Thanks for doing that Lucy. The next card shows a knight on his steed facing strong winds Lucy: Luan, you will soon be blown away.
Hey, how about that Halloween concert? Lucy said my day would end in tragedy, and all her other predictions have come true! Lincoln: sighs, but then smiles at Lucy Apology accepted. Lori: annoyed Okay, first it was funny, now this is getting annoying. To pass the time, Lucy suggests that they play with her fortune-telling cards. Lola: Yeah he almost fell into some spikey rocks over an old cross bridge! Fourth logical conclusion: Lisa has too many fingers. Lisa: Well, I knew about everything.