Ooh, look at that chunky hunky. For the record, I was just trying to help a place that had tremendous cultural value. We were wondering if maybe the town could loan us some money. But before I write you that letter, you have to spend the next week with me and do everything I say. I'm proud of you, bud. I, for one, am going to rent Finding Nemo. Any other comments here before we vo-- Ron? And nobody ever helped me.
And I'm sure that it's not easy when it's the sister of a dear friend. For those of you that have attended our screenings, I want to thank you for your patronage, though I wish you would have rented more movies. It's a heartwarming story, but it's just not believable. Uh, you can just buy tools online. How much to rent this jacket? It's the small victories, you know? I got you something too. Do you want to have sex somewhere after I do that? Anything can be a slam poem if you say it like this. Today we'll be screening Stanley Kubrick's 1957 classic Paths Of Glory.
Mona-Lisa's taking advantage of you. Give the people what they want, right? Please stop talking about wounded meat. Curly Sue, that jacket is so ugly. No, you have to be my friend. Tonight's film is The Sound Of Music.
And I, for one, refuse to let her turn this town into a socialist hellscape. You know, Chris, every parent makes mistakes. The store will serve a wider range of Pawnee's citizens, and a Pawnee cultural institution will be saved. I think I'm gradually transforming her from truly terrible to only kinda terrible. Yep, that's how it works.
Oh, my God, April, that's great! No, tell me about Chris. Get popular films that people wanna see. And I'm going to use it to crush her Into being nice to me. And that hand is usually giving me the finger or pouring honey in my purse. What did you just say? Did you make your dad-cision yet? That and the slam poetry nights at Beanie's Coffee. Leslie is helped, as well as undermined, by co-worker Tom Haverford, who routinely uses his position in the department for his own personal gain.
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I can't tell if you actually hate me or if this is just how you are, but I had fun hanging out with you. What did I tell you, huh? I like this store now. Why don't you make Tom your sack of flour, see how it feels to parent him a little? I care about Ann very deeply, but I just don't know if I'm cut out to be a dad. This is Jerry Gergich calling. We have to save it.
Yeah, I know I can. Why don't you talk now? Ooh, we don't carry cartoons. Just let business be business and government be government. No, that is so much worse. If you're lost, you can look and you will find me time after time go. Although we are all sad and deeply grossed out that the Pawnee Videodome is turning into a porno palace, I am happy to announce that the Pawnee government will be hosting a weekly movie night here at the Community Center.
When a business fails, it dies, and a new, better one takes its place. Like, uh, get the Tarkovsky movies No. Gene Strackwell, owner of Strackwell Hardware. I would suggest sticking around and watching him eat it 'cause it only takes four minutes, and it's pretty amazing. Because you hooked up with him? Do you like my nails? Oh, wait, I'll do it for you. For you to tell me what's going on with Chris? But now I have the upper hand.
Hey, bitch, I need to borrow some money to do something that is none of your damn beeswax, namely, I need to wax my bee. However, what should be a fairly simple project is stymied at every turn by oafish bureaucrats, selfish neighbors, governmental red tape, and a myriad of other challenges. I'm just gonna see where this roller coaster goes. For some reason, she got super turned on. This man is a failure. Even though she hides it underneath layers of sarcasm, resentment, and grumpiness, I know, deep down somewhere, April likes me. I just came down to see the effects of your government intervention, and I've got to hand it to you-- You really turned this place around.